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Updated: 24th of July, 2021

Dear business builder,

We get it.

Growing a business is hard. Really hard.

You’re probably worried about where your next customer will come from.

Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.

As your hair goes fifty-shades-of-grey from all the uncertainty.

And to top it all off.

You’re being pulled in a bazillion and one directions.

Ohmygawd!

Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal brand?

Document my whole flippin’ life on Instagram?

What about chatbots?

Errrrrrrbody’s talkin’ bout chatbots…lemme give ‘em a go.

Actually….should I run some ads? Drop $3k on a logo? Post on LinkedIn five times per day?

Ah, got it! What about building a ‘beautiful’ shiny new website?

Yep! That’s it!

That’s just what I need to get more customers.

*somebody please pull out my eyelashes*

Look, most entrepreneurs have a bad case of shiny object syndrome, mixed with a scoop of ADD… and a sprinkle of “I can do everything”.

And they end up doing a little bit of this…a little bit of that.

Soon, they’re tearing out their hair with all the things they “have to” do.

We call this shit show, a “rats nest”.

Also known as hell.

It’s hot and muggy there.

And we’d rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes than operate a business that way.

But this isn’t about us… It’s about you.

You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn’t where you want it to be.

Even though you put in a backbreaking amount of effort…

Pushing, shoving, scratching, clawing and hustling your face off to get here.

Or maybe you’re flying…and you simply want more.

More security.

More money.

More freedom.

More memories.

More time with your family.

More legroom.

More business-class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.

Whatever it is for you…

We’ve got good news for you…

‘Cause soon you’ll be feeling like “hey, I got this”.

You’ll be waking up every morning to an inbox that’s bursting with eager-to-buy leads.

You’ll be consistently and predictably getting more new customers than you possibly know what to do with.

Regardless of what’s going on with the economy.

And you won’t have to spend your weekends worrying about work anymore.

Everything will be dialled in and running smoothly.

You’ll be in control and a sense of calm will wash over you.

And it all starts by “choosing your own adventure” below…

*cue angels singing*

Our Offering

Hire us to do it for you

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Managed and ‘done-for-you’ digital marketing services for mid-to-large companies looking to accelerate ‘hyper-growth’. And yes, we guarantee results and smell fantastic *wink*.

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Business growth training programs for companies serious about scaling their coaching, consulting or service business to seven and eight figures FAST (in months, not years).

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Grow 10X Faster, Better, Smarter.

Skip the guesswork, trial-and-error and never-ending shit show of trying to figure everything out yourself – for the very first time. And instead, grow your business with proven client-getting-funnels, frameworks and scientific customer acquisition (not hopes and prayers).

Revenue Generated

$1.3B We let our numbers do the talking. $1.33 Billion in reported client revenue and counting.

Size Of Our Platform

100K 100,000 customers and counting make up our diverse and ever growing platform.

Our Reach

135 Serving customers in over 135 different countries.

Battle Tested

416 Our strategies have been battle tested in over 416 different industries and niches.

Built For Scale

The Most Ruthlessly Effective Platform For Rapidly Scaling Businesses On Planet Earth

There are a lot of so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today.  Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup. ‘Cause marketers lie, but numbers don’t. And we’ve generated $1.33 billion (with a B) for our clients, in 416 different industries and niches.

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Brand Experience

No more ‘hoping-and-praying’

The Power Is In The Platform

Most entrepreneurs try growing their business through trial and error, by ‘hoping-and-praying’…. by stumbling and trying to figure it all out by themselves – for the very first time. We call this “guesswork”. It’s unreliable, extremely-stressful and often results in failure (or a psychiatrist).

We’ve spent over $50 million dollars on traffic perfecting what works… in other words, this isn’t our first rodeo. And our hope is to shrink the amount of time it takes, for you to go from first-time solo business operator… To fire-breathing, market-terrorising entrepreneur…

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We Literally Wrote The Book On…

How To Get As Many Clients, Customers And Sales As You Can Possibly Handle

Sell Like Crazy shot up from being ranked 90,000 on the day of release, to a #1 international Amazon bestseller in its first day. This book is easy to read and wastes no time in going straight for the jugular.

You get actionable strategies you can use RIGHT AWAY to dramatically grow sales for your business…in most cases, without spending a cent more on advertising.


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Domenic Varese

Emma & Jim Elliott

Michael Argent

Wade Tink

New Sensation Homes

Marco Maisano

Ged

Raphael Bender

Colin Battersby

Beth Hourigan

Dylan Trickey

Lee Selkrig

Frequently Asked Questions

What does a

Digital Marketing Agency

actually do?

A good digital marketing agency will get to know your business inside out. They will assess the traffic that your website is getting and establish the best online marketing platforms to invest in. Part of a digital marketing agency’s strategy should involve continual evaluation to ensure a client is maintaining the perfect balance between their marketing spend and the results they’re getting.

We do all of that but, unlike other agencies, the King Kong team isn’t just focused on maintaining that perfect balance. Our goal is to crush your competitors, turn website visitors into buyers and bring you the biggest ROI possible using the most effective marketing strategies available.

How do I know that I will get a return on my investment?

Because we put our money where our mouth is and we make BIG guarantees that other marketing agencies don’t. Go check out our individual service pages for more information on what guarantees we offer.

Do you work with big or small companies?

Are you serious about scaling your operations and dominating your market space? We can work with you.

Do you want to plug into a team of marketers, digital strategists, designers, and developers who will help you to smash your growth goals and make the kind of ROI that will leave you shouting from the rooftops? We can work with you.

Do you understand the value of spending $1 to make $5? We can work with you.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a big or small company. Our clients range from small, local businesses with 5 or less employees to large multinational companies with a workforce of hundreds of people operating from all corners of the globe.

Why is King Kong the best digital marketing agency?

Because we don’t believe in talking the ear of our clients with industry jargon (who wants to know about self-liquidating traffic, unit economics, and ‘channel-agnostic’ lead generation anyway?) and false promises. We believe in measurable results and ROI.

Our team of badass marketers is OBSESSED with helping our clients grow their businesses and our results speak for themselves.

I guess what we’re trying to say is that you should hit the damn button