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“Finally! A Guaranteed, But ‘Weird’ New Way To Rank #1 On Google In 90 Days or Less”
A shockingly effective new and unique way to rank #1 on Google in the most competitive markets, for the most profitable search terms. Guaranteed!
Updated: 26th of May, 2022
Dear Business Builder,
If you would like a guaranteed way to FINALLY rank your business #1 on Google… for the most valuable search terms in your market…
Then this will be the most exciting message you’ll ever read.
Google rankings can make or break your business.
But SEO is old news, right?
It DIED… along with Panda, Penguin and the rest of them, right?
While Facebook and Instagram as advertising channels can’t be ignored…
The fact is, the #1 highest-converting…
Most valuable and profit exploding traffic on planet earth…
Comes from Google’s organic (free) listings…
And if you don’t show up on Google when your prospects search for what you’re selling, you may as well not exist at all.
Well… SEO is making a huge come back!
So if you’ve put all your eggs in the Facebook & Google Ads basket…
These alarming stats will likely scare the pants off you!..
The Average Cost Per Click On Google Ads Has Increased 244% In 4 Years!
And it’s not just Google.
The average CPC on Facebook has increased by 171% in the last 12 months.
And it’s expected to more than DOUBLE again this year!
And things are only going to get worse…
Because the price to advertise on these channels only ever goes one way… UP!
Now listen, maybe you’ve tried SEO in the past and have been raked over the coals and burnt to a crisp by filthy, lying SEO agency scumbags…
Who’ve sold you the world, and at best, delivered an atlas.
Or even if (by some miracle) they did indeed manage to get you ranking on page one of Google…
It was likely for some spurious keywords that got next to no traffic.
I.e. “Left-handed financial planners in South Melbourne”.
That’s just one of the dirty tricks these shady rug merchants use to rip you off!
Most SEO Agencies Have It All Wrong!
They focus on rankings, pixie glitter, and not revenue.
Don’t get me wrong, rankings and traffic (and pixie glitter) are great…
But if those visitors don’t convert into actual dollars, it doesn’t matter.
Because you can’t take rankings to the bank, you can’t use them to pay your employees’ salaries…
You can’t use them to pay your overheads…
And you sure as hell can’t use them to buy yourself a shiny new range rover sport.
“Look honey, we rank #1 on Google!”
So listen up bucko, the only thing that matters is how much revenue and profit those rankings generate your business.
None of that other nonsense.
End of story.
Regardless of what so-called “SEO Experts” and “geeks” will tell you…
This is the truth.
Now It might sound blunt to the unaccustomed ear.
It might make us come across as brash, but that’s only because the brutal truth is so rarely spoken these days.
It’s like an ancient tribal language that most have forgotten how to speak.
Because they’re more concerned with making a quick buck, then they are about forming long-lasting business partnerships.
Maybe you’re thinking…
SEO Doesn’t Work Anymore And It’s Impossible To “Trick” Google Into Ranking Your Site
Or perhaps you’re telling yourself that SEO is just too hard..
So instead, you remain forking over mountains of cash to Google and Facebook… as they are “predictable”.
If so, you’re literally serving up your most valuable customers that are in “hunt mode”, specifically looking for your products and services…
To your competitors for easy pickings.
And you’re falling into the exact trap Google wants you to.
Yep, it’s all perfectly orchestrated…
Their never-ending algorithm updates and ticking time bombs have left you saying…
SEO is just waaaaaay too hard…
Lemme just withdraw all of my money in crisp $100 bills and throw it at Google.
It gets better… even if you are (or have done) SEO in the past, there’s a problem.
A big problem. Because the rules of SEO have dramatically changed.
The old strategies you (or your agency) previously used to rank your site on Google, will now likely get your website penalised in 2022.
So, if you thought you could simply just keep ‘putting out great 10X content’…
And get great rankings, think again.
Because that “SEO expert” you hired has just turned your website into a live minefield…
It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until Google’s Crawlers Find It And It Detonates!
Flatlining your traffic… Wiping your rankings off the face of the earth.
Why? Well, 99% of SEO agencies use shady tactics to rank websites, one of them being PBNs (Private Blog Networks).
This is where they have a network of private blogs, that offer no real value to the internet, they merely exist for the sake of placing links to their client’s websites.
(This is a cheap and nasty way of increasing rankings)
But even if you ask an SEO Agency if they use PBNs, they’ll lie straight to your face and say no…
Because which business owner in their right mind would hire them if they said they did.
They use PBNs because it’s a cheap and effective way to get websites ranking quickly.
That is of course, until the brightest minds and highest-paid engineers in the world at Google…
Uncover these rat nests of dodgy practices – that completely go against their guidelines…
And you get penalised.
Your website gets zipped up in a body bag and taken to the morgue.
And then, buried in the graveyard of other websites who have tried to “trick” Google.
The digital streets online are littered with bodies, who (mostly unknowingly) engaged this “black hat” shady stuff.
This might have worked in the past, but…
Google’s Ranking Algorithm Has Recently Been Put On Steroids!
And now, you must be on the bleeding-edge of what’s working working RIGHT NOW, in 2022.
To keep a stranglehold of the competition.
You must know EXACTLY what you are doing or you’ll get crushed into a fine powder that scatters in the wind.
And we’ve worked with hundreds of clients in over 416 different industries and niches…
To rank them for THE most competitive search terms…
Going up against the most ferocious and cashed-up competitors, in markets where a single click costs $193 PER CLICK!
And from working in these markets, with both small mum-and-pop businesses, all the way up to multi-billion dollar brands….
We’ve developed a completely new and unique approach that includes….
The Fastest Traffic-Exploding Secrets Known To Man!
And these go against everything you’ve ever been told by SEO companies and so-called “experts”.
And here’s the proof!
Open The Floodgates To Free Google Traffic!
This FREE Report reveals the most powerful SEO trade secrets for boosting your organic rankings and opening the floodgates to organic traffic.
Here is just a fraction of what you’ll discover:
And much, much more!
Anyway… this report is yours free, just enter your details in the box below and hit the “send me my report” button, and these sales-exploding tips will be sent straight to your inbox as a PDF report.
But, if you’ve seen enough… and just want to know, without a shadow-of-a-doubt…
DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE REPORT NOW BEFORE THIS PAGE COMES DOWNThis FREE Report reveals the most powerful trade secrets for boosting your organic rankings and opening the floodgates to organic traffic.
Free Spots For May Are Almost All Gone
How To Finally Rank #1 On Google And Truly Explode Your Sales Beyond All Belief!
So we know you’ve tried SEO…
We know you’ve been promised the world.
And we know you’ve been burnt to a crisp… and if you close your eyes you can still kinda feel the sting.
So rather than spend our time and resources trying to convince you we’re different….
From these clowns, that left you with more excuses then they did results…
For a limited time, we’ve decided to risk our own money to SHOW YOU we’re different.
That’s right, we’re the only agency confident (or crazy) enough to actually guarantee results or we don’t get paid.
So we both have skin-in-the-game.
Secondly, we’re not some hack job agency that was started yesterday…
We’ve been in the game for 7 years, which is like five-thousand years online….
Not only that, but we’ve also been ranked as the #1 fastest growing digital agency in Australia for several years in a row.
And the 17th fastest growing company across all industries by the Australian Financial Review.
But more importantly, a bunch of our clients have also been ranked as the fastest-growing companies in their respective industries.
Look, our strategies are proven….
And that is why for a limited time we’re offering….
If not now, then when? ?
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Yes, you read right…
We have just re-opened our doors to accept new clients with this risk-free offer….
And if you are reading this – it means we still have a couple of spots available.
And for the month of May, we’re offering businesses in the United States FREE 30-minute strategy sessions.
On the call we’ll show you what it will take to truly rank at the top of Google for the most valuable search terms and REALLY explode sales.
But I’ll stop you right there.
This isn’t just another “strategy session” (*cough* sales pitch), with some dumb-dumb…
Who knows nothing about what it truly takes to dominate the competition on Google.
Nor is it some high-pressure sales pitch masquerading as a strategy session.
Anyhoo, you can find out more about what’s included in the call here.
But, spots are almost gone for April May.
So go here and grab your spot.
If not now, then when? ?
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