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How To Get more Customers, Clients, And Sales Than You Can Possibly Handle With Facebook Ads

2.6 billion people are logging on to Facebook each and every month! Don’t miss out on tapping into this huge market of ‘itchy-to-buy’ prospects, who spend like sailors on leave!


Updated: 17th of June, 2024

Dear Business Builder,

If you would like to know THE very best way to use Facebook ads to suck in sales like a vacuum cleaner on steroids…at MASSIVE scale.

Then this will be one of the most exciting messages you’ll ever read.

Here’s why:

Over the last 24 months, our team has spent over $15 million dollars on Facebook Ads

Here’s the proof:

And we’ve done this in over 1067 different industries and niches.

Using that $15 million to help generate our clients $7.8 billion in sales.

All with ads.

And look, when you spend that kinda dough on ads – in so many different industries – you learn a lot.

About exactly what works, and what doesn’t.

Not theoretically what works.

From some YouTube tutorials and courses.

Or from some guru with a bunch of “theories” pretending to be an “expert”.


I’m talkin’ about NO-BS, battle-tested strategies from the frontlines of turning advertising into profit.

From a team who knows what it means to have to make ad campaigns profitable – because they’ve got a payroll to meet.

You see, here’s how we think of investing money on ads – as soldiers – we send them out to war every day…

And we want them to take prisoners and come home, so there’s more of them.

And listen, if you’ve been running ads for any length of time, this probably sounds familiar…

Every Time You Scale Your Winning Campaigns They Shit The Bed

ROAS drops through the floor…

CPLs and CPAs skyrocket.

And fewer money soldiers return to camp.

Bringing your bank account to its knees pleading for mercy.

All this makes you wanna tear your hair out and throw your MacBook out the window.

So you pull back on ad spend because your ROI is burning quicker than a crop fire.

This all means that you can’t hit your growth goals and you “normalize” this new level of sales growth.

Instead of where you truly wanna be. You put it in the too-hard basket.

It’s a vicious and deadly cycle, that leads you down the road of building a mediocre company.

Well, we’ve got some good news for you…

We’re going to reveal, the fastest, simplest, and most certain way, for you to get as many customers as possible using Facebook ads.

And FINALLY hit or even exceed your wildest growth goals.

But, please, don’t take our word for it…Here is the money-multiplying…..


It’s stories like these that (almost) make our eyes sweat.

Okay, enough of that….

Let’s talk about the actual ads.

More specifically…

How to take your ads manager… and turn it into a majestical place…

A Place Where The Zucks Loves To Come And Visit

Bringing you all types of gifts, like:

  • Lower CPMs
  • Lower CPCs
  • Lower CPAs
  • And sky-high ROI!

This place is not fictional.

It exists.

Come closer. Listen, lemme show you how to get there.

More specifically, how to scale ad spend to the moon and maintain profitability.

So you can make some extra M-O-N-E-Y.

So you can buy things. Expensive things…

Like Dyson fans and Aesop hand cream…. and weird flavoured juice combinations.

Yep, we’re going to reveal, the fastest, simplest, and most certain way, for you to get as many customers as possible using Facebook Ads.

Alright, saddle up.

Here we go…

Step One
When It Comes To Facebook Ads Everyone Has It All Wrong!

The first thing they focus on is the image.

They get all…“we have to make it POP!”

And they commit the worst advertising sin of all…

They make their ads, well…look like ads!!!

Hear me when I say this…

Don’t make your ads look like ads.

Instead, make them look like the content that people are ALREADY consuming on Facebook.

Otherwise, you won’t cut through the sales resistance, scepticism and noise on the platform…

Created by all the other ads screaming for your prospect’s attention.

This is how we ‘tickle the pixel’ and give the Zuck sunshine, rainbows and baby giggles…

And he rewards us with better ad inventory.

Better placement in the newsfeed.

Cheaper CPMs…resulting in cheaper traffic.

Higher quality traffic.

Better buyers….

And higher ROI.

Okay, now… this brings us to step 2….

Brand Experience
Step Two
When it comes to targeting, Facebook’s algorithm is smart

Very smart.

Let it figure it out.

(Trust me, they will.)

But most people suffocate the pixel.

They get all OCD….

Must be 31 to 34 years old.

Married with 2.3 children.

Drive a Range Rover Sport.

And live in the Northern Beaches in Sydney.

And like almond milk cappuccinos and Kanye West.

Seriously, relax.

Give them some room to work.

Their algorithm knows where the buyers are hiding…

And will find them for you.

Truuuuust me.

(I really shouldn’t be teaching you this for so little money *cough* free!).

But hold up, bucko.

I’m not done.

Step Three
This Is The Missing Piece Of The Puzzle...

It’s the secret sauce.

And it all comes down to the words you use in your ads.

That’s right.

The copy.

When you get the words right, everything is cheaper.

Usually, a lot cheaper.

CPMs are stunningly lower.

Your cost per click drops.

Leads are cheaper.

And, as a result…

Your cost to get a customer is cheaper.

MUCH cheaper.

And you make a whole lot more dinero.

As for the words.

Keep it simple and use short sentences.

One thought per sentence, so you’re easily understood.

Don’t use words that make people think.

In terms of how much copy should you write?

It’s LONG copy for the win.

When it’s engaging, of course.

But it can’t just be long, for the sake of being long!

That ain’t gonna cut the mustard.

Focus on being different.


And as DRAMATIC as possible!

Because your ads have to compete with videos of dogs wearing shoes…


People Snorting Lines Of Cinnamon And Happy-Slapping Strangers

It’s a wild, wild, world out there.

There’s a war for attention taking place.

And you gotta be polarising or you’ll be ignored.

Yeah, you’ll get some trolls, but you can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

However, what most people don’t realize is this…

If you get the psychology wrong, you can’t get words right.

But… If you follow these steps your ads will sell like crazy.

And before you say…

“But my business is different and this won’t work for me”.

Don’t forget we’ve done this in over 1067 different niches…

And have generated $7.8 billion in sales for our clients.

And this is working with excellent success for any product or service.

Selling at any price point.

And in any niche.

Which brings me to the last step.

These are just a handful of the smart tactics we use to radically and rapidly grow sales for our clients.

But look, these are just a handful of strategies we use to flood businesses with a torrential downpour of customers using Facebook Ads.

Wanna see ’em all?

Then we’ve got some good news for you…

Because we’ve just put together a brand new free report that reveals…

Free Report
12 Foolproof Steps To Explode Your Traffic, Leads And Sales With Facebook Ads

This report is 100% FREE and reveals 12 Secret Facebook Targeting Methods That Unlock “Hidden” Audiences & ‘Hyper Active Buyers’ in 30 Days or Less.

Get for free what has cost us millions of dollars in ad spend to find out.

Here is just a fraction of what you’ll discover:

  • The EXACT step-by-step process you can use RIGHT NOW to turn complete strangers into high paying clients on Facebook (This is probably the cheapest and most effective way to flood your business with buyers FAST!)
  • Closely guarded secret Facebook targeting methods that unlock “hidden” audiences & ‘hyperactive buyers’ in 30 days or Less (Not 1 in a hundred agencies know these)
  • How to use Facebook Ads to discover large new “starving crowds” of prospects who spend like sailors on leave (this strategy opens up an orchard full of low-lying fruit for you to profit from almost immediately!)
  • The two almost unknown secrets (one for targeting, one for copy) marketers need to know to suck as much profit out of their campaigns as possible… on any budget! (These are crucial secrets to really experiencing the FULL power of Facebook ads.)
  • The greatest Facebook Ad secrets we’ve ever discovered, and how they can unlock new markets for your business (these are the inside “trade secrets” other agencies and gurus don’t want you to know)
  • And much, much more!…

Anyway… this report is yours free, just enter your details in the box below and hit the “send me my report” button…

And these sales-exploding tips will be sent straight to your inbox as a PDF report.

But, if you’ve seen enough… and just want to know, without a shadow-of-a-doubt…

How To Finally Fix Your Scaling Issues And Truly Explode Your Sales Beyond All Belief!
(yea...we’re as tight with Facebook as you can get)

We have just re-opened our doors to accept new clients and if you are reading this – it means we probably still have a couple of spots available.

And, for the month of June, we’re offering businesses in New Zealand FREE 30-minute strategy sessions.

On this call we’ll show you what it will take to truly explode your sales beyond all belief with Facebook Ads.

But I’ll stop you right there.

This isn’t just another “strategy session” (*cough* sales pitch), with some dumb-dumb…Who knows nothing about running ads.


Nor is it some high-pressure sales pitch masquerading as a strategy session.

Anyhoo, you can find out more about what’s included in the call here.

But, spots are almost gone for May June.

So go here.

P.S. Here’s the deal… After spending over $15,000,000 on Facebook ads, we’ve turned over every stone, tried every tactic, “hack”, bid strategy, and flipped literally EVERY switch in ad manager there is to flick that will generate a surge in results.


If there was so much as a rumour of a Facebook ads strategy, even on the other side of the world, we’ve hunted it down and tested it.

If there was some hotshot claiming to be a master media buyer in some god-forsaken corner of the earth, we found them.

If there was so much as a whisper of a secret ad strategy ANYWHERE, we’ve tested it.

Our team’s experience is DEEP!

A pack of media buying and copywriting savages… ready to unleash on your business, market and competition. And we play to win.

So you’re probably wondering why are we doing this?

Well, we know you’re gonna be so impressed with the plan we put together, that you MIGHT want to become a client to have our team put this plan in place for you.

And if not, all good, no-hard feelings – you’ll still be left with an incredible plan of attack, that we literally charge $2,250 per hour for.

On this call, you’ll be getting a fully customized breakdown of our proprietary system for growing businesses at breakneck speed…

Speak soon.

Award Winning Growth
TL;DR Version

This new and unique “tickle the pixel method” is super simple and fast to apply… and truly explodes sales beyond all belief!

It can be used for any business, in any industry, selling anything!… and is like nothing you’ve ever seen or heard about before!

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“From $4 Million To $25,000,000+ In 18 Months” Michael Argent, Managing Director, Let's Get Care
“Our Pipeline Got Completely Flooded Overnight” Wade Tink, Managing Director, Project Everest
"From $0 To $18 Million In 18 Months (During A Recession)" New Sensation Homes, Danny Coyne, New Sensation Homes
"Working With King Kong Has Transformed Our Whole Lives. The Growth That We've Experienced Has Been Astronomical." Marco Maisano, CEO & Founder, NSR Australia & NZ
"Initially I was worried about where my first job was coming from. After using King Kong I was more worried about how I was going to manage the job. My business has increased 200%, so I got my return on investment 10-20 times over." Ged, Owner, Ged's Mobile Car Cleaning
“Since starting work with King Kong 9 months ago our sales have tripled and we've expanded into 3 other states. These guys are amazing!” Raphael Bender, Founder, Breathe Education
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“The goal was to get 8 sales in the first year. It’s been 11 months now and we’ve had 23 sales. Which is $7 million in revenue. The money I spent with King Kong I’ve seen a return on investment of five to six times.” Lee Selkrig, Founder, Enso Homes

Domenic Varese

Emma & Jim Elliott

Michael Argent

Wade Tink

New Sensation Homes

Marco Maisano


Raphael Bender

Colin Battersby

Beth Hourigan

Dylan Trickey

Lee Selkrig

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