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Updated: 4th of December, 2023
It looks like you like reading.
Or stalking. Or maybe a little bit of both.
We have no idea how you got to this website.
(Thanks to the homies over Apple and their pixel-killing crusade on privacy)
Maybe you read about us online…
Maybe you saw one of our scandalous Facebook ads.
Or maybe a friend told you about us.
If so, they should be given a box of soft-in-the-middle cookies.
Or a foot rub.
Your arrival is long overdue.
And now that you’re here.
Let’s not beat around the bush.
You’re here, reading these pretty little words because you’re hungry to grow your business.
So here’s the short version…
We got started in 2014 out of our Founder Sabri Suby’s bedroom.
Since then, we’ve been kickin’ ass and taking names.
Here’s the stats:
💰 $7.8b in reported client revenue
🔑 1,067 different industries and niches.
⭐️ 5,000+ reviews (average of 4.7 stars)
💵 71 millionaires created
🤑 20x 8 figure clients created
🦍 Voted best place to work
😤 #17 fastest-growing company in Australia (ranked by the AFR)
🚀 #1 fastest-growing agency (ranked by the AFR)
The numbers don’t lie.
And now, we’re on a crusade to take over the world.
But not in an evil way.
Alright, but enough about us.
We wanna know about you.
This isn’t really an about us page.
Because spending our time filling this page up with humble brags would be stupidly selfish.
So instead, we wanna make this page about YOU…
Listen, growing a business is hard.
We would liken it to, eating a mouthful of fire ants… while riding a motorbike blindfolded through the snow at 100km per hour, naked.
And that’s especially true when you approach it like most entrepreneurs do.
Through trial and error.
By ‘hoping and praying’.
By stumbling, and trying to figure it all out by themselves – for the very first time.
We call this “guesswork”.
Also known as hell.
It’s hot and muggy there.
And smells like cheese and feet.
And we’d rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes than operate my business that way.
But like we said, this seriously isn’t about us.
Which ultimately, leads us to you…
You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn’t where you want it to be.
Or maybe you’re already flying…and you simply want more.
More time with your family.
More business class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.
Whatever it is for you…
Let us put this question to you…
What if you could remove the guesswork…
And end this nightmare.
What if you had a proven roadmap to get exactly where you wanna go?
Well, that’s the exact reason we created King Kong.
To solve this problem.
To murder it with a chainsaw.
You see, everything we do at King Kong is designed with a ruthless focus on results.
We’re not interested in “kumbaya” inspiration.
We’re not interested in sitting around, drinking herbal tea and circle-jerking over how many impressions or views we got.
We want you to succeed.
So you can take care of your loved ones.
So we can look good and get more clients.
So we can take care of our loved ones.
It’s a virtuous cycle. A positive network effect. A flywheel.
And It’s our way of making a difference in this batshit crazy world.
That means that every single strategy and tactic we deploy works.
Because we’ve tested it (and tested it again) in our own business.
And on hundreds of our client’s businesses, too.
Anyways, if that isn’t enough to ‘move’ you.
Nothing will know this…
If you keep doing what you are doing, you are going to keep getting what you are getting.
Period. End of story.
Because life’s too short.
Look, you’re young (maybe you’re old) and a little birdie told us…
You’ve spent countless hours online scouring the darkest corners of the internet…
Reading the works of dozens of so-called “gurus”.
Downloading the latest ebooks, reading blogs, watching webinars, YouTube videos, doing courses…
SEO, meta-tags, keywords, Google analytics, Facebook ads, pixels, backlinks, opt-in pages, double opt-in lists, email sequences, remarketing and copywriting…
Tools to do this, tools to do that, files for this, pixels for that…
“Oh my gosh! I discovered another marketing guy who says…”
And on, and on, and on!
After all of this “education”, the hours and hours of effort, self-sacrifice, money invested, dedication, and tenacity….
Not to mention the never-ending employee issues and the everyday challenges of life.
This causes your head to be so full of so much mush…
That you feel like your only options are to give up, throw up, cry…or…
Chuck your MacBook out the window and scream!…
But, my question for you is this…
The skill sets they have to make it happen.
And the number one skill that fast-growth companies possess is…
The ability to consistently and predictably get new customers…
From Monday to Sunday. January to December. 24/7, 365.
In other words, they have a “selling system” that gets ‘em customer’s like clockwork.
Because customer acquisition is the engine that propels a company forward.
It’s the grease on the wheels.
And It’s also the antidote…
To not having to worry.
To not have your hair go fifty shades of grey, from all the stress about where the money will come from.
And It’s what took us from being a one-man army, cold-calling strangers from a rented bedroom…
To building the #17 fastest-growing company in the country (across all industries) as ranked by The Australian Financial Review.
That’s what having a “selling system” can do for you.
It’s your ticket to freedom…
Your ticket to not having to worry about where your next customer will come from.
Your ticket to sleeping like a Siberian brown bear at night.
Your ticket to a better life.
And here’s the good bit…
We’ve developed a unique platform that gives you access to this ‘selling system’…
It’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen or heard about before.
And we’ve now used it in over 1067 different industries and niches…
To generate over $7.8 billion in sales (that’s billi with a B) for our clients.
Yep, we’ve cooked up the secret sauce for growing companies at breakneck speed.
And it all starts with our “platform”.
Our mission is to help you turn your unreliable, time-hungry vampire of a business into a semi-automated freedom machine. And we aren’t just in a league of our own, we are the league — and we want you in it.
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“The agency’s results-driven approach is very different to the one used by most marketing agencies. It is a scientific, numbers-driven way of winning business, which is giving King Kong an edge that other agencies may find difficult to compete with in the future.”
We’re just trying to make growing businesses a whole lot easier…
Quicker, less stressful and more fun – for the millions of folks who run them every day.
This is a movement that begins and ends with a community of renegades, demanding a better way.
One that extends its middle finger to traditional ad agencies…
And the conventional ways of growing a business, that are letting business owners down.
There are a lot of so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today.
Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup.
‘Cause marketers lie, but numbers don’t.
And we’ve got $7.8 billion in reported client revenue, in 1067 different industries and niches.
We’re stone-cold killers.
And we go by all kinds of names…
Virtual vigilantes, mediocrity murderers, status quo slaughterers, freedom fighters.
But whatever you call us…
It is our hope to shrink the amount of time it takes, for you to go from first-time solo business operator…
To fire-breathing, market-terrorising entrepreneur…
But we really don’t wanna keep talking about ourselves.
In fact, we’d really like to be talking about you.
But, we can’t do that until you hit one of the many buttons you see on this page.
So, we’re gonna attempt to “impress” you just one last time.
We Literally Wrote The Book On…
How To Get As Many Clients, Customers And Sales As You Can Possibly Handle
Sell Like Crazy shot up from being ranked 90,000 on the day of release, to a #1 international Amazon bestseller in its first day. This book is easy to read and wastes no time in going straight for the jugular.
You get actionable strategies you can use RIGHT AWAY to dramatically grow sales for your business…in most cases, without spending a cent more on advertising.
4.9 stars out of 4,774 reviews
“Since partnering with King Kong the results have been nothing short of outstanding. There are three simple words here and that is: Leads! Leads! Leads!” Domenic Varese, Marketing Manager, MetriconPlay
“From Cold-calling To 200 New Customers In 12 Months” Emma & Jim Elliott, Owners, Little Big DairyPlay
“From $4 Million To $25,000,000+ In 18 Months” Michael Argent, Managing Director, Let's Get CarePlay
“Our Pipeline Got Completely Flooded Overnight” Wade Tink, Managing Director, Project EverestPlay
"From $0 To $18 Million In 18 Months (During A Recession)" New Sensation Homes, Danny Coyne, New Sensation HomesPlay
"Working With King Kong Has Transformed Our Whole Lives. The Growth That We've Experienced Has Been Astronomical." Marco Maisano, CEO & Founder, NSR Australia & NZPlay
"Initially I was worried about where my first job was coming from. After using King Kong I was more worried about how I was going to manage the job. My business has increased 200%, so I got my return on investment 10-20 times over." Ged, Owner, Ged's Mobile Car CleaningPlay
“Since starting work with King Kong 9 months ago our sales have tripled and we've expanded into 3 other states. These guys are amazing!” Raphael Bender, Founder, Breathe EducationPlay
“We’ve Increased Our Revenue By 35-40% By Working With King Kong” Colin Battersby, Principal, Discover StradbrokePlay
“After 18 Months, We’ve Got A 49% Increase In Leads. I’d Never Go Back To Not Using King Kong.” Beth Hourigan, Director, Aged Care Financial ServicesPlay
"From $3 Million To $50 Million In 12 Months With King Kong" Dylan Trickey, Marketing CoordinatorPlay
“The goal was to get 8 sales in the first year. It’s been 11 months now and we’ve had 23 sales. Which is $7 million in revenue. The money I spent with King Kong I’ve seen a return on investment of five to six times.” Lee Selkrig, Founder, Enso HomesPlay
Emma & Jim Elliott
New Sensation Homes